out on a good one

personal files
















of a close friend.



just take it easy. never look back. just keeping moving forward

what are you

this is the smithsonian here lady, gtfo.





stop taking yourselves so seriously, seriously.

thank you and stop wasting time on this interwebular stratosphere of a waste of your precious time. go outside, eat some cake, go rake something up with your dad, just play in the sun, go frolick with your friends in the sun, son.


"EVERYONE WANTS TO BE THE GOLDEN FUCKING CALF"

oh ah rhe

Forest Life

By Alexander Vloeberghs



Koalas like to fight

For their food at night

And will even snap and bite



The long slithery snake

Wanted to eat rat cake

Before the sun would break



Green frogs croak

As the morning awoke

Welcoming the forest folk



The possums run to hide

When the hawks start to glide

From the mountain side



As the butterflies fly

In the bright blue sky

They spot the flowers nearby



Ants run along vines

Like lots of little lines

With food on their minds



A lizard who likes to lie

On the hot rock will die

When a bird flies by



The birds and the bees

Love living in trees

In the green canopies



Forest creatures beg on their knees

Please don’t chop down the trees

Or we will become just memories





.—To a Lady, Apologizing for a Broken Engagement.

Albany, N.Y., May 10th, 1894.

My Dear Miss Lee:

Permit me to explain my failure to keep my appointment with you this evening. I was on my way to your house, with the assurance of a pleasant evening, when unfortunately I was very unexpectedly called from home on very important business.

I regret my disappointment, but hope that the future may afford us many pleasant meetings.

Sincerely your friend,

IRVING GOODRICH.